If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel canned tuna, long school days, flip flops, all PE classes, homework
and also the presidential candidates of 2016.


If I were in charge of the world
there'd be free public transportation,
more homeless shelters and
legal drinking age would be 18.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have tidy.
You wouldn't have chores.
You wouldn't have responsibilities.
Or "Before you go to bed, clean dishes."
You wouldn't even have dishes.

If I were in charge of the world
a bag of skittles would be a vegetable.
All Fridays require Netflix binges.
And a person who sometimes forgot to make their bed
and sometimes forgot to do their chores
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.